Category Archives: Women

back to work randoms…

hmmm, i remember this place. it’s been a while, a damn long while. not sure if i mentioned being all gimped up (i could easily check if i did, but i will not out of sheer laziness), but i was. … Continue reading

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e*trade and lindsay lohan’s reputation…

 so apparently lindsay lohan is suing e*trade.  see, e*trade has a commercial, i think.  in the commercial are some babies.  one of them is named lindsay.  this baby is apparently a crack smoking whore, alcoholic who becomes a lesbian on a whim … Continue reading

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a hot redhead to look at while i whine about sporting fails…

 so the us hockey team just lost to canada.  this sucks.  not so much that they lost, but how they lost.  mostly because i've already seen this movie.  today's fail isn't even really a fail.  if you listened to the … Continue reading

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here’s what i know about the olympics…

just now i was walkin to the train, taking pictures of couches on city corners when it dawned on me i've completely missed the olympics.  here's what i know: wayne gretzky looked like he was going to rape and murder … Continue reading

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puff…

so my sister and father came up to visit with my niece and nephew.  had an awesome weekend with them.  i love my family very much, but quite literally hate where they live.  i get down there more often because … Continue reading

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randoms…

three ideas for posts popped into my head today.  i started writing all three only to be interrupted for whatever reason here at work.  when i eventually got back to them, i stopped because they all sucked or i had … Continue reading

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sometimes you get what you wish for…

this haiku’s for rose
newest and sole super fan
hope she enjoys it
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lowered expectations, obama, domino’s, and the dead like me movie…

lowered expectations.  it's not just a mad tv bit, it's a way of life.  as a pessimist, i generally believe all things will go horribly wrong.  when people tell me i should be an optimist and look on the bright … Continue reading

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merry christmas…!

today we memorialize the birth of the lord which is convenient because the pagans didn't realize we simply phased out their celebration of the winter solstice… my gift to you is a hot redhead by a tree.  (ok maybe that's … Continue reading

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football friday (week 11: actually i’m gonna talk about less than jake)…!

yep, it's more talk about less than jake.  i'm not going to review the show because as usual (for the third time this year, even) it was awesome.  amazing.  those guys just know how to put on one hell of … Continue reading

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