just now i was walkin to the train, taking pictures of couches on city corners when it dawned on me i've completely missed the olympics.
here's what i know:
wayne gretzky looked like he was going to rape and murder someone with the olympic flame when the fortress of solitude cauldron didn't work properly.
steve nash should play the joker in the next batman flick, he nailed the sadistic plastic grin.
shaun white was on the cover of espn the magazine. i thought he was an ugly girl. i rated him a 3 because redheads get 3 bonus points for being redheads. also, i think he won a medal.
the us beat canada at hockey.
curling has hot females.
also, guys with man boobs who get to call themselves "athletes."
bode miller won something.
the girl with the hurt shin won something also.
a gay guy probably won ice slating.
an old asian broad won ice skating (i think).
the olympics are in vancouver near where stephfphums lives.
the us leads in total medals, or did.
that's it.
is it bad that that is all i know about arguably the most important thing going on in the world right now?
also, a lot of skiers fell. a lot of women cried. a couple of guys did, too. and someone stupid had his phone turned off and didn’t get to compete.
wow, that’s awesome. he trained 4 years to compete and then didn’t get to because his pone was off? epic fail.
i learned last night that anton apollo ohno however you spell his name is a cunt. and not just because he has 3 names.