you had to be there: no luck with deliveries…

Sexyupsgirl  and to think i was gonna take a few days off from posting.

today was a slow day at the building until around 8:00.  i got a call from a resident. 

resident: i am having a problem with x deli.  i tried to order from them but the asian man had a very bad disposition.  he was very rude to me so i told him to fuck it up his ass.
me: ok…*interrupted*
resident:  if they come and try to deliver something tell them i don't want it.  tell them they can fuck it up their ass.  i told him he could fuck it up his ass and i do not want him delivering anything to me ever.  if he comes tell him to fuck it up his ass.
me:  no problem sir.  i'll make sure you're not bothered by them if they come.
resident: and you will give them the message?
me:  yes sir, i will.
resident:  you will tell them to fuck it up their ass?
me:  certainly.
resident:  thank you very much.  have a good night chris.

2 Comments

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2 Responses to you had to be there: no luck with deliveries…

  1. LOL… very nice. Found you on BlogCatalog.com.
    I certainly hope you delivered the message. That would definitely be a sight to see.

  2. sadly, the delivery guy never came. i was really looking foward to delivering the message. that particular deli is great to me, the delivery guy would have had a laugh.
    thanks for making the visit.

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