testing out the typepad ipod app with this quickie…
so yesterday one of my residents came in and had a problem with her jacket's zipper. she asked if i was good with zippers, i told her i'd take a look. i came around the desk and saw the zipper was caught up at the bottom.
luckily after a tug or two with my head at her crotch level, i was able to get it unstuck. my resident was very happy. yay!
then my doorman decided to fuck with me.
doorman: chris, what did you just do to her?
me: unstuck her zipper.
doorman: that's not what it looked like.
me: really?
doorman: and the camera is right there.
me: well then, it will see that when i was done doing what i was doing, she was incredibly happy…
(pic and spell check later)
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