you had to be there: can’t make this shit up…

this came up when i googled "asian guy vomiting." yup... so i was walking up my block making my way home from work.  coming from the opposite direction were two guys (a black guy and an asian guy).  i assumed they were together until the black guy kept on walking and the asian gentleman turned to go up my neighbor's driveway.  he then walked out and began to walk up my driveway.  intrigued, i didn't stop him. i just stood and watched.

he took a few steps past the large bunch of hedges (i'll try to remember to take a pic of it tomorrow so youse understand) to the right of the driveway towards the hedges that act as a fence between the neighbor and me.  he then jumped into the hedges, getting most of the way through to the neighbor's side.  as he wiggled himself free he smashed his head on a car in their driveway.

after about 5 minutes he got himself up and began yelling at the car in a language other than english.  he then bent over and puked his brains out.  after puking he went back to yelling at the car while pacing from its front to its back.

five more minutes of that and i lost interest.  much like you just did.  g'night!

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