i was gonna do a quickie picks only post, but when i went to the post website there was a box talking about potential candidates to replace simon cowell on american idol. apparently a guy named piers morgan is the favourite to replace him. this got me thinking…who the hell is piers morgan?
the name itself sounds like the ultimate unlikable douchebag name. in fact, i think anytime i see a dude who's just a dick i'm going to pretend his name is piers. who wouldn't want to punch a guy named piers? the thought of it is making me giddy like a school girl as we speak.
then it's time to wonder, who would want simon cowell's job? i mean how do you answer the ad that says "wanted: one unlikable asshole to ruin the dreams of young attractive people."
wait a second, that sounds like an amazing job…
in any case, lines from the post, home team in CAPS.
VIKINGS -9 over giants
bengals +10 over JETS
COLTS +8.5 over bills
saints +3 over PANTHERS
jaguars +1.5 over BROWNS
eagles +3 over COWBOYS
bears -3 over LIONS
patriots +8 over TEXANS
steelers -3 over DOLPHINS
49ers -7 over RAMS
falcons -2.5 over BUCS
CARDINALS -3 over packers
BRONCOS -12 over chiefs
ravens -10.5 over RAIDERS
CHARGERS -3.5 over redskins
titans -4 over SEAHAWKS
FYI: Piers Morgan is the British co-host of America’s Got Talent. That’s a show Fox runs during the summer. He’s not quite the A-Hole Simon is but you could still punch him in the face I guess if that’s what tickles your peach.
i think i’ve heard of that show. it’s got hasslehoff on it, right? and there was the gay guy singing about how he loved him, right? yup. that’s all i know.