this was on the cover of saturday's new york times. i would hate my mom forever if there was a picture of me not being able to comb my own hair on the front page of the paper. i can only imagine what this kid will go through at school until the end of high school, or until he moves. then again with the internet, moving doesn't even guarantee you can escape the embarrassing stuff from your last town.
i've acted like one, but haven't actually been a kid for some time. i can only imagine the shit he'll take…
"does your mom pick your clothes out too?"
"does your mom chew your food for you?"
"mommy! mommy! my hair is out of place!"
"your mom combed my pubes last night!"
"does your mom jerk you off too?"
and those are without trying. yeah, that kids gonna be crying himself to sleep for some time…
mom is combing hair
on the front page of the times
butt of jokes he'll be
It’s for things like this that they invented therapists, no?
And in case I don’t make it back before the end of the week, I hope you have a great New Year.
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