wikipedia tells me a guilty pleasure is something one considers pleasurable despite feeling guilt for enjoying it. often, the "guilt" involved is simply fear of others discovering one's lowbrow or otherwise embarrassing tastes, rather than actual moral guilt. fashion, music,and food can be examples of guilty pleasures. i loves me some wikipedia, it's always got the answers. here's some of mine:
girl's with brittish accents: i'm not certain how or why this one came about, i think it's because they all sound as if they've been drinking a bit, but i love a chick with a brittish accent. there's just something about their pronunciation of words. perhaps because it's so similar to a new york accent, yet in a way softer. maybe it's because they know my ancestors kicked their ancestors' asses? in any case this guilty pleasure leads to another…
the ting tings: yep, it's just totally her voice. she's not bad looking either. in all honesty it's just the "that's not my name" song but the rest of the album isn't bad if i forget to pick another songs and it keeps playing. and yes, i absolutely sing along any time it comes on, even in public. which reminds me of another song i shouldn't like…
lady gaga's "poker face": the hook to this song is incredible. "can't read my, can't read my no he can't read my poker face" just makes me happy. the "p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face" part isn't bad either. the rest of the song and for that matter the rest of her music isn't really all that good. and while we're on the subject of ladies…
chubby girls: now this is a fine line. i'm not a huge fan of fat girls, nor am i a fan of particularly skinny girls. being kinda fat myself, i also don't really have the right to be picky. but i like a nice round ass and for the most part a skinny girl doesn't have that (there are exceptions, of course). so yeah, give me a chubby girl with a pretty face and a nice ass and i'm a happy camper any day of the week. how might a girl get chubby? perhaps if she ate too much….
bacon: bacon is by far the greatest food on the planet. on a sandwich i like it nice and crispy, but if you cook some up with some eggs for breakfast i like it nice and floppy. hell, yesterday i just made myself a few slices as a snack. yes i had smoky delicious bacon just because i could and it was fantastic. i don't have a fun segue for this next one because it's…
being racist: listen, i don't care how liberal and politically correct you are, sometimes it's just nice to scream out a few racial slurs. they don't even have to be the right slur, just directed at a person when you're angry. like when you're stuck in a bit of traffic and some person of another ethnicity cuts you off it's just awesome to scream "goddamned cocksucking motherfucking _________." isn't it? oh c'mon you know you do it too. which leads me to something the women hate…
the word "cunt": we've been over this one before. the c-bomb is the ultimate argument stopper if you're getting into it with your lady friend, but it's also the most delightfully descriptive word in the english language. when we hear the word "douchebag" we all think of a stupid looking guy wearing a polo with the collar popped and probably some gelled spiky hair. it's the same with a cunt. she's the girl wearing giant sunglasses, carrying her coffee that had far too many adjectives to be any good to drink, who's being rude to people simply because she's her. and one last thing while we're talking about girls…
pink drinks: we've already done the delicious shots > manly shots bit here, well, same goes for drinks. sometimes you just need to have a frozen strawberry margarita, will all the other guys laugh at you while they drink their shitty coors light? maybe, but inside your silly little tulip glass is a delicious slurpee like concoction of strawberries and tequila. besides, you can always add a shot. oh shit, one more…
the secret life of the american teenager: i absolutely love this show, but i'm certain it's for the wrong reasons. see, they have a cute chubby redhead, a fuckin hot brunette, and a blonde that makes me want to like blondes. and that's not all! the show is kind of like a "best of" of all those bad after school specials. it's almost always a very special episode! and they have a kid that looks just like corky from "life goes on" only, he's funny. the guy gets all the best lines on the show. there's just something hilarious about a guy with down syndrome verbally bitch slapping the hell out of someone who is completely over blowing a situation. yup, it's a really great bad show.
now that i've completely thrown myself under the bus, join in! what are some of the things you'd rather nobody know you enjoy?
Wonderful blog.I have recently found an online TV Show with great episodes ling ahead to watched smallville online, episodes are very interesting.
ha, this post made me laugh.
why thank you guys! and everybody watch smallville online! and feel free to spam my site as long as you kiss my ass a lil while you do it!
Hey, as long as you NEVER admit to enjoying boy band music, then you have nothing to feel guilty about. Except maybe the bacon. That shit’ll kill ya.
now that’s so “guy” interesting!
i like ting-tings!
Fucking hilarious. I also just wrote about my guilty pleasures. I’m going to add “Friday Night Lights” the series to my list. Holy addicted! http://www.hiphophippie.com
@ mike why thank you sir. tings tings are some good stuff, eh?
@ buffy ty as well. heard great things about friday night lights, just haven’t taken it upon myself to downlo… i mean, buy the box sets yet.
I wouldn’t necessary pick the same ones but all of us has those weird guilty pleasures.
I’ll post some of my guilty pleasures here 1. because I am your newest super fan and 2. because no one here knows me so what have a got to lose, right?
Pie: I love pie, especially cream pies of any kind followed by pumpkin or sweet potato.
Sleeping in the buff: I always keep pajamas next to the bed but whenever possible naked is the way I roll.
Girls: I secretly love a quick make out session with a hot girl.
Post Secret: I am addicted to reading other peoples secrets. I can spend all day at Barnes and Noble just thumbing through those books.
ya know what’s odd. and you don’t nor would you ever unless you used typepad, but it lists all new comments and give me the option to hit a button that says “reply.” clicking that button brings me to this page. for whatever reason even after clicking that button, I have to login again to get it to recognize me and fill in my info. that’s odd.
newest super fan? try only! but you flatter me none the less.
pie is great. much better than cake. though i prefer apple. apple crunch actually.
sleeping naked. nah. not for me. though you sleeping naked could become a guilty pleasure.
girls. i secretly love quick make out sessions with hot girls too! i also secretly love long make out sessions with hot girls.
i guess i can go ahead that the name + secretly liking girls means you are in fact a girl. this should be obvious, but ya never know on today’s internets. let’s just say it’d be disappointing if you were just a confused gay guy.
as for post secret, my cousin reads it and i was told there was a secret about me on it once, though i never saw it and that person would never admit to it anymore anyway because she’s mad at me.
I worry that if I keep posting here like this you’re going to think I’m a weird internet stalker or some strange, loser cat lady. The truth is there is something about blogs I find facinating, I think it’s because the internet is one of the only places people say what they really feel and they don’t worry about being judged for it. I read this blog while at work most days, highly entertaining. All those around me are at least 25 years older than me and blogs are like an escape in a weird way. I get so tired of having to be this meek, quiet drone who is afraid to offend the old people around me. I appreciate the fact that here is a place I can say: “My name is Rose and I love Las Vegas strip clubs!” So thanks for that Chris!!
having been a weird internet stalker in the past (kidding…possibly) i could not judge you for being one yourself. it’d actually be kind of flattering. you couldn’t be a loser cat lady though, they can’t find their computers.
saying what i feel… i promise you this is not the only place i do that. to a fault i’m brutally honest. i’m slowly learning to install some filters, but i think they may be broken.
funny you mention vegas. just booked a flight there. not a fan of strip clubs myself (if i’m paying for a girl to pretend to like me i prefer to get a meal out of it not an overpriced drink), but we’ll be at plenty.
and thank you for dropping by rose.