take the day thursday: eat shit and die carson daly (because she didn’t title it and i’m an ass!)…

who'da thunk if you type carson daily kissing man in google a picture of such a thing would exist? not i. thank god if you typed chris ocallahan kissing man you wouldn't find a picture. not saying no man has tried, just saying i wasn't stupid enough to let a picture be taken! this is where i talk cuz technically it's my blog and i should sorta talk ya know to save face.  but it's thursday which means i get to read and laugh instead of write.  yay for bold faced theivery! 

more from my ex heather who recently claimed she'd be by every thursday to change the drapes and cook dinner like a woman should…err i mean entertain us!

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Am I the only person who is wondering
why the fuck Carson Daly still has a late night talk show? I'm not
one to watch these shows anyway, except for the occasional Letterman
episode, but all the Conan O'Brien hype has reeled me in to the whole
late night game. I even watched a couple of episodes of Jimmy Kimmel,
but in my defense, it was because either John Krasinski was on or
Betty White. I guess I get why Carson has a show, there was a slot to
fill and you don't need anyone real great to do it. It just seems
like ratings aren't as important for these shows. I refuse to believe
that there is some huge demographic of people every night who are
sitting on the edge of their seats, waiting for Carson Daly at 1:30am
EST. Maybe he is just desperate to have a career at all. Maybe he
just demanded a studio apartment in Staten Island and $20,000 a year.
Who is even paying for ad space during his show? I guess he doesn't
have many career choices. Years of hosting TRL doesn't give you many
options short of hosting a talk and/or game show. Maybe the economy
isn't as bad as we think, I mean,
he's still got a
job. My husband says I'll have egg on my face if I ever meet Carson
Daly and he reads this blog. If Carson Daly is ever in my vicinity or
Googling himself and reading a random blog, his life is more sad than
I realized.

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seriously, is that how you spell o'brien?  i had no clue…

thanks again heather!  you're making this place look almost…prolific (and like it passed 3rd grade english!  or did they call it language arts back then?).  don't forget to visit heather at her own site where she writes cool stuff for people who want more than some dick jokes (not that there's anything wrong with that).

want
to be a guest poster on thatguyoverthere dot com?  just drop an email
to xtgotx@gmail.com.  if it's even remotely not shitty i'll throw it up
and talk about how great you are for saving me 20 minutes of work!

4 Comments

Filed under Guest Post, Spewing Bile, Take The Day Thursday, Television

4 Responses to take the day thursday: eat shit and die carson daly (because she didn’t title it and i’m an ass!)…

  1. Kevin myers

    I totally agree with your opinion of Carson Daly. He is a jerkoff who doesn’t deserve any type of media exposure. However, your negative association with Staten Island and mediocrity is troubling. Have you ever spent time on S.I.? If not, you would be surprised at our diversity of people and train of thought. We are just as good as the “other” boroughs without all the bullshit.

  2. Eric

    I found this blog searching “die carson daly.” ‘Nuff said

  3. that may have been my favourite comment ever. cheers mate.

  4. 网站优化软件

    Stop hack the program!!!

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