so i've felt like shit the last few days. that's no good, specially because i have to fly to virginia tomorrow morning.
was chatting with one of the guys at work. in the blank he said "bong" but i heard "bomb." really changes the tone of the conversation…
"so when i worked at the hardware store there was this guy who asked me to build him a _____. so i did. he was so happy with it that he asked me to build him another one a couple of days later."
bombs are for killing
bongs are for smoking fine weed
bongs are much safer
Good stuff. Maybe he said “balm”, which also totally changes the meaning. “Here, try some ChapStick. It’s da balm!”