so i thought i had to use the bathroom. hell, i thought i had to take a massive crap. got to the toilet, pissed a lil and farted a few times. hrmm…i've now just pissed like a girl. this is sort of embarrassing (granted, only as embarrassing as i let it be as i didn't need to tell anyone).
then i thought about it for a second. being a tad embarrassed for peeing like a girl is a hell of a lot better than being embarrased that i shit myself because i thought i had to fart and let 'er rip.
